Slip into these reflexology massage socks for a not-so-subtle hint to your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse/massage therapist, etc..

The sole has illustrations printed on them of pressure points used in reflexology that relate to other body parts. What we’d love to see is another version of these socks for lovers, showing erogenous zones instead of my kidneys and colon! Whether or not you believe nerves from your foot are directly connected to your sex organs, most people like a foot rub! Some more than others (think foot fetish vs. foot-phoob), but a good foot rub can put most in (at the very least) a relaxed mood. And we all know what potential lies ahead from there…!

So, who will make me a pair of sock that will clearly guide my partner to the right spots? After all, sometimes men just have trouble finding it…

For these more tame socks, click here.